Volumen Records Sampler
Volumen Records Sampler
1998

This album is a collection of Volumen songs, and many, many Volumen side projects.   It was released in 1998 or so, and we were sure that the end result would be world domination.


[ Gorgeous Ladies of Sasshole ]


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  Gorgeous Ladies of Sasshole

Volumen thinks Sasshole is bitchin'
Underwater Baby says, "That's nice"
Hay ladies! Get out of the Kitchen and strap on a Volumen Sexual Device
"That's nice!"

Chorus:
Sweet Volumen Rock
Raw Sasshole Roll
A naked punker party gone out of control.
An unholy alliance of puke and bowl... ing.
I want two fingers of them poured into my soul.

Everywhere girls are sugar and spice
but, these bitches is Pabst and Ole's.
Everyone's saying "Gosh" and "Darnit"
Sasshole's saying Fucking Holey Moley!

Cause... I'm in love with the gorgeous ladies of Sasshole.

666 but 4 in number
Jen, Milli, Kia and Shelly (Davey)
More like 40 when you get in a rumble
Kicking in teeth, punching beer bellies and you.

Cause... I'm in love with the gorgeous ladies of Sasshole. Oh no.

Getting fucked up in the chili cook-off,
but we're winning all of the 3-leg races
I tried to inhale them and they're making me cough
They busted my jaw. They got me in braces. Fuck.

Cause... I'm in love with the gorgeous ladies of Sasshole.

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