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Baltic Tour Volumen 1's Tour Diary (2003)
(Tour:Baltic) - toured with Josh Vanek, Andy Smetanka, Mike "Private Dick, Dirty Finn" Valentine - Toured Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania |
09/08/2003 Miikka pipes up!!!!
Miikka has been helping us with everything. He drives the bus, he gets the shows, he helps us get equipment. In short... he rules. Well... it's time that he pipes up.
MIIKKA (aka Mike Valentine, private dick):
Ok You Gay Dolphins I have monitored this tour from begining and I have found some terrible mistakes on your tour reports.Also there are some things you have forgotten and as an Dolphin care taker my obligation is to remind you about yhe following: About the backline. The master of Finish backline busines is mr. Korak Reini ( benchpress over 100 kg, easy ) he's son of Tarzan and Prince of the Apes. His company is Backline Rental Finland ( only real backline rental busines in this good forsaken country of ours Findusland ). The Stella Star gig was a good, but nothing compered to Tallin gig. The club employes are fuck ups and morons and I'm very sorry that I booked tje gig in there, I should have known. The audience was great tough. Speciel greetings to those two skater guys that pogoed a lot. And I'll think I should keep the money from the following gigs also. Suckers! And Porvoo. If you guys would have payed attention on your geography lessons and not just listened Devo albums you would know that Porvoo is situated by a river not by the see. The water is fresh not salty boys. And anyways guy could drown in to the river if guy was as drunk as you were. Ok, about the friday in Hellsinki. Guy could get easyly lost in a big city, but in Helsinki? Hello Boys! The Interview Helsinki Tv? No, to to Sub TV, Yes! Thanks Samira. Tallin. oh Tallin.Estonian Punk/rock scene is beutiful. The line up for sunday night was Soterios ( exellent ska band on their second gig ), J.M.K.E ( exellent punk gig on their one thousend gig ), End Variations ( exelent band on their gig ) and you: Voluumimiehet ( fifth gig ever? ) Ok and back to the real time. You are playing a song about speed of light but it's kind a midtempo song? please sharpen up boys it's still along way to home! And by the way Josh: Thera are many bands starting with x, like Xysma, Xtc, XL... Sorry about typos. I?m not native speaker and a bit drunk also. Greetings to Roland and Mihkel. You shoved me the real Estonia behind the tourist traps! Yours Angry Gandhi behind the wheel!
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