Do you have eighty-four hours to kill? Good...because there's a lot of content here. 

We've been on 5 or 6 U.S. tours and one tour of the Baltic countries of Eastern Europe.  During that time, we've said and done many, many foolish things.  Thank God we wrote them all down and put them on the Internet so you could mock the hell outta us!

If Volumen comes to your town, please come to the show and buy us drinks.  We promise to crash on your couches and floor afterwards and play Spirograph and Dungeons and Dragons until 4am.  There is also a strong possibility that we'll make Monte Cristo sandwiches using stuff you have in your fridge.

Oh yeah, we're also fun as hell and we talk a lot.