Here's some RAD loot that you can buy
from us. And, yes, we know that the shirts in the pictures aren't
ironed. Don't be such a baby! ;)
All prices include domestic shipping. If you live in Japan, let us know and we'll figure it out.
Don't forget about VOLUTUNES, where you can buy Volumen mp3s for as cheap as 25 cents!

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Science Faction

| CD $12 |

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It's finally here! Science Faction was released on March
10th! This disc clocks in at over one hour of heavy new
wave. Check out the Press section of the site for reviews of the
record and you can listen to one of the new songs, "I dunno", in the MP3 section!
These are moving fast!
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Cries From Space

This is our 2002 release. It was recorded with Tim Green (of The
Fucking Champs fame) at Louder Studios. It has 7 songs + 1
reprise and it also contains some video that you can watch on your
computer. We sold out of these for a little bit, but another 50 have been unearthed. Buy them now before they vanish for good!
Also, we (Volumen) are sold out of the vinyl, but you can still purchase it from Wantage USA.
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Super Confident Guy

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This is the infamous Super Confident Guy EP. This EP, however, contains a special bonus album, "How do you spell...?".
The EP contains 4 songs and the bonus album contains 15 songs. It
was released in 2001 and we only have a handful left. Hurry!
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Volutron (Black)

| SM $20 |

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| MED $20 |

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| LG $20 |

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| XL $20 |

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Designed by Josh Quick, these shirts are just about the coolest thing in the world. That's right, way cooler than Leonard Cohen and I bet that guy even eats Cheerios in an Armani suit.
They come in one color, the only color that matters... BLACK. None more BLACK!

The cool thing is that each animal robot is numbered and then the number corresponds to a Volumen cartoon character on the back of the shirt.

The design on the front is set down in the lower left corner because that's just cooler. Yup. |

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We're Gay (Black)

| XL $20 |

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| LG $20 |

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| MED $20 |

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| SM $20 |

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I get it. You are a tough guy. Or.. maybe you are just Goth as all hell. In either case, colorful shirts aren't for you, are they? How about an intimidating black Volumen shirt. Oh yeah, it also has rainbows, unicorns and it says "we're gay". Tee hee. |

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We're Gay (Red)

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| LG $20 |

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| MED $20 |

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| SM $20 |

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Yup. They're back! The classic robot riding a unicorn in full glorious color. Underneath that magical scene it reads, "Volumen - we're gay". Yup. Awesome.
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We're Gay (Royal Blue)

| XL $20 |

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| LG $20 |

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| MED $20 |

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| SM $20 |

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Hay there you pretty thing. Nothing brings out the color of your eyes like a royal blue t-shirt of a robot riding a unicorn. Seriously, I've tried, I know. |

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We're Gay Hoodie (Black)

Damn! These hoodies are freaking gorgeous. They zip up the front and really rock the party. Be the envy of all of your friends.. and enemies!
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We're Gay Hoodie (Royal Blue)

Blue Hoodies? Blue Hoodies? If you are like me, then you didn't even realize that hoodies came in a color other than black. I'm coveting these things like crazy right now. But, we only have Small and Medium sizes at this time. So, I sit there, with my large cheese pizza and mug of beer, drooling over something which I won't be able to wear... stupid delicious pizza and beer.
We'll try and get other sizes and colors very soon! |

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Bacon And Egg... Are Fanduvo

| CD $11 |

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To call Bacon and Egg a Volumen side project doesn't do them
justice. Sure, Volumen Beta, Volumen Bkawck and Volumen Squared
are all sportin' the Bling, but Bacon and Egg is much more than that.
They are dope beats, subsonic church organ and wicked rhymes (a la Kurtis Blow and Whodini).
Oh yeah, imagine it from the perspective of a gold-plated crustacian on a chain.
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Science Faction / Sonic Infection Tour Posters!

| $5 |

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These are hand screened by Volumen and Vanek and they were created by
Andy Smetanka. Andy is the genius who created all of the Volumen
videos. We made these to promote our tour and we have 15
extras. They are blank, so you can put "Dude's house" in for the
location. Heh.
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Science Faction Tour Shirt (Black)

These bad boys are brand spanking new!! They were unveiled for
our Sonic Infection tour in April. The ink looks white in the
above picture, but it's actually pink. Check it out, pink is the
new black, yo!

Here is what the back looks like on the guy's shirts:


Note: All Sonic Infection
shirts were hand screened by Volumen and Uncle Vanek. So, your
colors experience might vary. They aren't screwed up, they are
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Science Faction Tour Shirt (Orange)

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| MED $13 |

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| LG $13 |

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| XL $13 |

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Woah. I didn't realize that these weren't for sale on the site
yet. Even if you already have the Sonic Infection tour shirt in
black, you need this one. There is no printing on the back, but a
cool cityscape on the right hand side.
This is a good place to note that all Sonic Infection shirts were
designed by Andy Smetanka, Josh Vanek and Volumen. Screened by
the same.
Here is what the logo looks like:

Here's what the side design looks like:

There aren't any girlie versions of this shirt... yet.
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Science Faction Tour Shirt - Girlie Style

| YM $14 |

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These only come in black and they are a youth medium. We're
working on getting some more girly sizes, right after we finish the
Volumen DVD that we've been working on for 5 years.
Here is what the back of the girl's shirts look like:

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With These Tools... (Green On Tan)

| SM $12 |

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Heh... we sorta went overboard with color combinations on this particular model.
NOTE: Collectors, there is only one of these left!
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With These Tools... (Red On Dark Gray)

| SM $12 |

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There are only two of these bad boys left (both Small).
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With These Tools... (Red On Gray)

| YL $12 |

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We made these shirts in preparation for our "Babies, Mortgages and
Bryan" tour. The picture on the shirt is of a nuclear reactor
that we saw in Lithuania while we were there on tour. It was
literally a stones through from a flea market we were checking
out. Heavy.
Here's what the logo looks like on these shirts:

NOTE: There are only 4 of these left!!!
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